Don't buy this Grumblo lamp, it is:
Just plain ugly
- Possessed by evil demons
- Every sixth of these lamps is covered with Novichok (Russian roulette 21th century edition)
- Sucks the light out of anything. Humans and light bulbs included
- Even your mother hates this lamp and she usually likes everything
- Delivered by an angry mule (Might be disguised as UPS)
- If you say its name three times in front of a mirror, you'll never be happy again. Ever!
- Will destroy your electrics with A type plug (US) or C type plug (Europe). Both are included.
- Can be fed with light bulbs by a professional animal trainer. Light bulbs and animal trainers not included.
- Whatever you do – Do NOT buy this lamp